- If there are switches, knobs, or dials on the front panel of the server, flip the switches up and down rapidly and twirl the dials and knobs back and forth until the server starts to work correctly.
- Adjust the rabbit ears on the server.
- Shout loudly into the server's microphone: "Hello! Hello! Are you reading me? Over!"
- Using the flat of your palm, firmly whack the server in the middle of the left side panel. If this doesn't work, try the fire axe or the sledgehammer located next to the computer console.
- Repeat as necessary.