I was born in 1960 in the outskirts of London, England. I served in the US Air Force from 1978 to 1982 and the US Army Reserve from 1989 to 1993. I have a Bachelor's Degree in History from Bloomsburg University which has proven incredibly useful in my various jobs as a computer operator, lab technician, medical courier, desktop support flunkie, game designer, network engineer, manager, technical writer, and solar heating panel salesman.

Currently I'm a technician at a large factory. I live on a ten-acre compound in the remote tundra of central Pennsylvania with my wife Hanna and a herd of four dogs.

Hanna has wisely talked me into removing the old photos of me that had graced this page in previous years.