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Campaign Update #1
March 20, 2013
Yes, my fellow countrymen and countrywomen and countrychildren and other countrypersons, I would like to take this opportunity to announce that I am running for president of this great land of ours.
This web site is now available as a launching point from which I will launch my newly launched campaign. Join me, and together we shall march forward for liberty and freedom and stuff.
In the days and weeks and months and years and possibly decades to come, this web site will bring you new information that you can use to forward our cause. In fact, as soon as I figure out what our cause is, I'll post that information here too. You will probably find that useful. I know I will.
Thank you in advance for your support in this, our greatest endeav... our greatest endeauv... our greatest adventure together.
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