These are actual audio recordings of Irvania's poet laureate, Eggar Allen Poo, reciting some of his famous poetry.
The epic The Chicken, from the pages of The Encyclopedia Irvania (1,572K .wav file, playtime 2 minutes 25 seconds)
The Road Less Taken Aback, a brief verse (512K .wav file, playtime 47 seconds)
The Headless Poet, a sad tale of accountability (727K .wav file, playtime 1 minute 7 seconds)
My Budgie Is Yellow, a haiku gone very very wrong (797K .wav file, playtime 1 minute 13 seconds)
I Shall Wimp No More Forever, a poem about playing Cosmic Wimpout (1,944K .wav file, playtime 3 minutes)