These are actual audio recordings of Irvania's poet laureate, Eggar Allen Poo, reciting some of his famous poetry.

• The epic The Chicken, from the pages of The Encyclopedia Irvania (629K .mp3 file, playtime 2 minutes 25 seconds)
• The Road Less Taken Aback, a brief verse (240K .mp3 file, playtime 47 seconds)
• The Headless Poet, a sad tale of accountability (289K .mp3 file, playtime 1 minute 7 seconds)
• My Budgie Is Yellow, a haiku gone very very wrong (304K .mp3 file, playtime 1 minute 13 seconds)
• I Shall Wimp No More Forever, a poem about playing Cosmic Wimpout (823K .mp3 file, playtime 3 minutes)