Here are some essays and bits I wrote for various college classes that I thought might provide some amusement and/or entertainment value. Some of these you've seen before on the old ArmourSoft web site or the post-ArmourSoft Irvania.com.

A Christmas Barbarian A tale I read long ago. This one has never been posted online before. How to Have a Truly Miserable Marriage Tips on how to make sure you're one of the statistics. It's amazing how little has changed in 24 years. Battle-Hardened Star Marines Strike Back This one has been a regular on Irvania.com for years. Panzers in Peril A brief spoof of Sven Hassel's faux-autobiographical novels set in WWII. This was posted on the ArmourSoft web site in 1999 but I don't think it's been online much since mid-2001.